Barbara Ann Curcio
As a “sit-down” comedian, Barbara Ann Curcio has been contributing features and satire to VTDigger.org since 2009. Her writing career started quite by accident, inspired by a conversation with two editors on a flight from Milan to Chicago. That led to her first editing job and to dual writing/editing careers that have spanned three decades, from her first job at Water and Sewage Works magazine (not kidding) to work at The Washington Post as a reporter, columnist and feature writer. She got her first newspaper job (at the Post) as a self-taught writer in her late 30s, without benefit of prior reporting experience and having never taken a journalism class. Luckily, she survived and went on to write her own syndicated travel column, in addition to travel, style and Weekend features covering everything from the arts to popular culture and trends. When she dies she hopes her epitaph will read “We Knew There Was Something Funny About Her.” Her work is featured in “I Really Should Have Stayed Home: Worst Trips of Great Writers” in an essay entitled “Puerto Plata: Just Say No.” She also edits fiction, plays classical piano, has her own vintage clothing business and is an avid rider. She grew up a “townie” in Cambridge, Mass., and thereafter lived in Chicago, San Francisco, Washington, D.C. and Geneva, Switzerland. Currently, she lives in Charlotte with her three horses and her husband, Nick Monsarrat, not necessarily in that order. She has a B.A. in English Literature from Simmons College and an M.A. in English from Loyola University in Chicago. Her name means “strange short one” in Latin and Italian.
Macbeth’s three witches present the Republican candidates’ forum on the C-Spell Network
by Barbara Ann Curcio | March 4, 2012
A farce in four scenes, a winter night in 2012, the Witching Hour.
Posted in Politics
The “Buck” stops here: Of horses, cowboys and heroes
by Barbara Ann Curcio | November 24, 2011
“Your Horse is a mirror to your soul. Sometimes you might not like what you see…. Sometimes you will.” — Buck Brannaman
Posted in Life in Vermont | Tagged horses
Turkey Talk: Up close and personal with Vermont’s big bird
by Barbara Ann Curcio | November 23, 2011
This is NOT the Hollywood-starlet, too-top-heavy-to-fly, over-endowed triple D-Cup, domestic turkey with thermometer implants.
Posted in Life in Vermont
A Song of Myself, with apologies to Walt Whitman
by Barbara Ann Curcio | August 15, 2011
Doted on by their parents and raised to believe they were special and to “aim for the stars,” i gen, write the authors, suffers from “epidemic self-esteem at a time when it’s harder to succeed.” This clash “between expectations and reality” creates a generation that is “disappointed” by adulthood.
Posted in Life in Vermont
Adventures in horsekeeping: Near-goat experiences
by Barbara Ann Curcio | April 30, 2011
That horses are prey animals is simply the nature of the beast. For them, life comes down to two compelling questions: “Can I eat it?” (as in grass, feed or treats) or “Can it eat me?” (as in a predator).
Posted in Life in Vermont | Tagged horses
Turkey Talk: Up close and personal with Vermont’s big bird
by Barbara Ann Curcio | February 28, 2011
This is NOT the Hollywood-starlet, too-top-heavy-to-fly, over-endowed triple D-Cup, domestic turkey with thermometer implants.
Posted in Opinion | Tagged turkey hunting, Vermont Fish and Wildlife, Vermont Folklife Center, Vermont hunting
Dead Presidents for Dubie: The Gipper, Dubie and The List
by Barbara Ann Curcio | October 19, 2010
In this satire by Barbara Ann Curcio, the Republican Dead Presidents Society meets in heaven, May 2010, to make mid-term endorsements.
Posted in Election 2010, Opinion | Tagged Barbara Ann Curcio, Brian Dubie, Peter Shumlin, satire
Exile from Facebook Nation
by Barbara Ann Curcio | August 10, 2010
I don’t want you to know my whereabouts every minute of the day (“Status”), or the most boring, inane details of my life (mucking the horses now–I’m in deep doo-doo!). Don’t need to play FarmVille; I live there in real life. And I actually LIKE my privacy.
Posted in Life in Vermont | Tagged Barbara Ann Curcio, Facebook
Interstate 95: Drive it if you can
by Barbara Ann Curcio | June 30, 2010
Snowbirds from Vermont need a tank–make that a whole squadron of them–to feel secure negotiating the fearsome traffic and speed of the Florida Interstate.
Posted in Life in Vermont, National Issues | Tagged Barbara Ann Curcio, Interstate 95, snowbird
Godsell: The deification of Google
by Barbara Ann Curcio | May 1, 2010
Googod: “I say unto you, you CAN make money without doing evil! Our quest is a noble one and not for profit.” Humor essay by Barbara Ann Curcio.
Posted in Arts & Culture | Tagged Barbara Ann Curcio, Google

























